shit and run

The act of poopin on the floor of a gas station with someone waiting outside to go (that you dont know) and when the walk in and see the shit you run.

"dude we just did a shit and run at the gas station the guy goes what the fuck?! it was so funny"

by Mock 3 December 23, 2009

The Spud Run

To complete a round trip to a food outlet such as a tuckshop/canteen/subway/pizza hut/dominos/donut king/mcdonalds/milk bar/corner store/grocery shop/chinese takeaway outlet or a cheese factory.

I'm going on a spud run to the tuckshop, i'll be back in time to beat up some little kids.

by Smavie April 5, 2004

run the fuck

to guide and take control of sex

"Maaaaan, she came three times before I even got off once! She really knew how to run the fuck." -guy in reference to a Tinder date

"in order to have a healthy sexual relationship with yourself, so that you're coming to your sexual partner as an active participant in your sexual experience, to say what you want--" -Gweneth Paltrow in The Goop Lab (Netflix, "The Pleasure is Ours")

(interrupting)

"We use to say that a woman had to learn how to run the fuck." -Betty Dodson, 90 year old sex educator

"Sometimes I don't even want to orgasm. I just want him to run the fuck, cum on my stomach, and then wipe me off so we can go to sleep." -girlfriend after a long day at work

by vinsocal January 27, 2020

running the country

having sex with female or male in the whitehouse

me and my friends were running the country in his house

by tiddyinmouth August 15, 2020

running of the lols

Intense hilarity that tramples you down (like a pack of raging Spanish bulls) with laughter.

While I was in Pamplona watching the Running of the Bulls from a high story balcony, I was participating in the Running of the LOLs, laughing my ass off as I watched a bunch of drunks and morons get run over and gored by the bulls!

by Mark H August 19, 2004

Run Escape

To simply run and escape from reality and play Runescape.

"Quit Run Escaping from your chores, before I turn the Internet off."
"If you have to Run Escape your problems all the time, you aren't going to get your life together."
"I'm Run Escaping from the Outside, it's scary out there."

by Leunah Skye December 21, 2016

Hit and run

The hit and run is a highly advanced kissing technique. First you begin by getting 100s of cups of Sonic ice (Sonic ice only, other brands of ice are inferior). Then, select one piece of ice from each cup and put it in a special cooler. Then, when your girlfriend/boyfriend is exactly at the deepest point of their REM sleep cycle, wake them up. In their confusion, reach over them and kiss them once lightly with a spiderman kiss. Then, pull away and put all of the special ice in your mouth. Then lean over then again and kiss them and as soon as they open their lips to maximum width dump all the ice into their mouth and run as far as you can away from them

Ex. #1. Bro I hit and ran my girlfriend last night so bad she broke up with me
Ex. #2. My favorite fetish is a combination of cuckholding and the hit and run

by Xxxtentacion is alive in Cuba June 26, 2018