Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.

Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss

by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020

ny asshole

A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."

A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.

by Josty2001 January 8, 2018

asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.

With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.

by weyus November 9, 2022

gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

magic asshole

A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.

I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!

Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.

With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.

by one trick pony February 15, 2010

Leaky Asshole

Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.

This is his wipe rug, he has a leaky asshole.

by Feda555 October 6, 2009

tight as assholes

Someone who does not want to spend money

Craig will not pay for a beer because he is tight as assholes

by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017