Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft

Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard

by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025

Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based

Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name

by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025

Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.

That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.

by B 0 B April 9, 2025

Dirt Wizard

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.

Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.

by Becky Black April 26, 2025

Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.

“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”

by freakybraybray May 2, 2025

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.

Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.

by chiefpickles September 25, 2025