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people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall
Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019
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Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".
Martin is such a jolly wanker.
by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025
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Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.
They were both wankering in computer science.
by Hidded May 27, 2018
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rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.
Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!
by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023
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wanker

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker! I'm gonna turn you into colored rain.
by chickenstealer March 4, 2021
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Trombone wanker

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker
by Reptile penis June 30, 2019
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