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if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon
by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
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A nicer way of saying " corruption is, was, and will be generational"
Hilary Clinton cooing her granddaughter: sweetie, we Clintons live by a different set of rules. remember, you are destined for great things, corruption is not genetic. Corruption is a case of the wheels on the bus go round and round.
by Sexydimma July 3, 2016
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cart-wheel-ack-arrest

When one starts doing cart-wheels and cannot stop.
"One time I started doing cart-wheels and I almost whent into a cart-wheel-ack-arrest, it was pretty scary."
by Isiah paige January 15, 2008
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I had one but the wheels fell off

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).
Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.
by weavile22 December 27, 2010
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waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
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Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face
"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
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