Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.

“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”

by Treebonics June 20, 2019

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man

Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.

I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.

by pinkstreak November 15, 2015

Swamp-tubing

Swamp-tubing is when you suck a fart out of somebody’s anus

Last night Chad went swamp-tubing with Ryleigh

by Bostonrob41 November 20, 2024

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat July 01, 2021

zoom tube

A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.

Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.

by d00dmanbr0 December 30, 2009

Tube Ride

This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)

Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride

by Djsurfer7303 March 12, 2018

Tube tugging

Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.

“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024