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torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.
I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.
by bgoldrich November 3, 2005
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tormoz

Retard. Borrowed from Russian where the term literally means "brake" as in the brake on a car. When applied to a person, it is a pejorative term analogous to moron, dipshit, retard, tard, or dork.
Used as a single expression, "Tormoz," normally with a tone of exasperation or disdain. Or in a sentence, "He's such a tormoz."
by Joe Bayerl November 15, 2007
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tornado bait

poor white trash, usually living in trailors
The 10 people living in the one trailor could only muster 10 or 12 teeth between them, they certainly must be tornado bait.
by habanero chez December 28, 2005
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torque

Simply put from Horsepower/Torque Race Perspective, Torque is the low end power of the car.

Build a motor for low end torque and it will usually take care of horsepower.

Big Blocks Often tend to be good friends with torque.
Torque is often created from an excessive stroke on big blocks, thus there non high reving attributes.
My 1968 Oldsmobile 98 Weighs 4580 and is slow as hell (off the line) but has around 500ft/pds of torque and will roast tires like no tomorrow. (thats with a 2.83 diff)
by SevenFive August 3, 2006
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nipple torture

Normally people who like various degrees of pain or something other than typical soft caresses will do this for sexual gratification. This is also the same thing as tit torture (aka titty torture, breast torture and tittie torture)
It may involve breast bondage with ropes and such, nipple clamps, slapping or whipping the breasts, temporary or play piercing with *sterile* piercings, low temperature melted wax, ice cubes, biting and pinching, suction with something other than a person's mouth, electricity with devices meant only for use on the human body, chemical play with substances such as peppermint oil and menthol, and abrasion (sand if you're on the beach, rough fabric, or other textured items).
I got totally nude from the waist up for nipple torture, set the camera on continuous shot so I could have pictures for later, and began to prepare my nipples by setting the air conditioner on high (you know how the refrigerated foods section does at the store, lol). My nipples got so cold and tight, and totally ready.
I started out by capturing my nipple buds between two incredibly heavy books and it hurt so good. It looked amazing from the mirror, and my pussy began to get wet. After another minute, I needed them out, so I sloooowly pulled back. They were *really* caught, so I gave them a hard yank and they popped out with a bounce. Then I took two bottles of lotion without the lids, and I suctioned one to each nipple. I could see inside, and my nipples started to bulge and get red. I knew they would probably now be super-sensitive, so I moved the bottles back and forth so that my nipple buds appeared and disappeared in and out of them quickly.
I tugged on the bottles and they popped off my nipples with a loud slurp. My nipples were now covered in lotion. As I rubbed it in, I pinched and tugged on my nipples with my fingers.
I continued nipple torture by taking a rough washcloth and rubbing vigorously at my nipples, and they hardened even more. I wanted to test how hard they could get, so I put ice cubes...

You get the idea.
It's fun; you ought to try it. ;-D
by WetGirl January 9, 2010
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Tormarc

A.) A "humble" Palidin in Everquest.
B.) To disolve easily in water.
C.) Being of a nature of near suicidal exploratory tendecies.
D.) To seemingly advance in a game without actually playing.
A: "I just pulled a Tormarc!"
B: "Forgot your Enduring Breath" item again?"
by Agent Bob October 15, 2006
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"tore it down"

phrase said meaning that someone exited or left a party or any place.
There were not a lot of people at the party so we "tore it down" around 2 am.
by Kit Kat 706 March 28, 2009
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