the taste of my bed

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.

I really do miss the taste of my bed

by YOLKYegg February 25, 2019

Bed Squeak Concert

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.

"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."

by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023

go around the bed

Go around the bed.

You make me go around the bed = Me estás volviendo loco.

by Cisco. April 14, 2017

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 23, 2021

lesbian bed death

a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net

'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'

by Danielle Shields September 23, 2006

Shit the bed, Margaret!

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.

The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.

"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"

by The Sarah Fish April 17, 2006