oof son

Oof son is a term used by some pricks from my math classroom everytime someone gets busted smoking weed in the classroom.

Bro he got busted, OOF SON!!!

by My ni🅱🅱a December 7, 2017

i love my sons

i love the fuck out of my sons keep scrolling

i love my sons and thats the tea

by 1dhoe February 21, 2018

lonely son

lonely male kid

Maria's child is a lonely son

by lifeoftyke😹 March 13, 2018

ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018

Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016

coalminers son

When you shove a shovel up someone asshole.

Hey Sam you want me to coalminers son you?

by Long black cock May 14, 2016

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017