ITS CHRISTMAS THE BIRTH OF THE SON OF GOD AND CHRISTMAS WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS NATIONAL ''GO OUT WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY'' HUH?! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH
Me: Whats December 25?
Friend: oh its.. National Go out with your crus-
Me: NO ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCH
Inspired btw :)
Friend: oh its.. National Go out with your crus-
Me: NO ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCH
Inspired btw :)
by SHEEESSSSSSHHHH(AlluringBloom) December 14, 2021
What most expect a tactical nuke, preferably a nuclear ICBM, they get scammed and are either given one of two things:
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Sergeant Rudolf Steiner, one of the squad leaders of the 0th Penal Battalion: “After I killed so many enemies, maybe even obtaining a 25 Kill Streak, I expected a tactical nuke, but only got PTSD.”
by Swordhero August 20, 2024
by candy_ November 24, 2021
by dumpster42 March 15, 2025
The ditch school day.
On October 25th, we will all not show up to school.
And the next day nobody will mention anything to anyone.
On October 25th, we will all not show up to school.
And the next day nobody will mention anything to anyone.
by KnobodyKnowsMe October 05, 2021
by Adwinka November 24, 2021