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Rogue Wank

You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc
Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up
by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019
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Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
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wink WANK

the unofficial motto of the UK Furs Discord. Also used as a summoning word for a good friend.
John: wink WANK
Dan: yes, John? you summoned me?
by Electricsh4rk September 18, 2019
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Tongue Wank

A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.

Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or

"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
by n8frompap January 3, 2018
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depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
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wank and run

Similar to a ding-dong-ditch, it is the act of jacking off until you are about to cum, knocking on someone's window until they open the blinds, and then busting all over the glass. After you've finished you have to pull up your pants and run away
Those goddamn kid keeping doing wank and runs to our house, this is the third time this week I've had to go to the store for windex!
by CUSTOMBRO420 May 21, 2017
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wank in the can

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.
by nobody else here May 30, 2017
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