When a woman wipes back to front after taking a shit dragging the fecal matter into her lady oyster creating a poo ball that shines brightly when combined with HPV.
After muff diving for my treasure I expected things to get fishy, but not that shitty. In her box I found a Black Pearl. Which has nothing to do with Captain Jake, but teaching your daughters to wipe front to back.
by Richard Zin Ya December 1, 2023
Get the Black Pearlmug. by Jabyl Burns November 7, 2020
Get the rubies and pearlsmug. Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020
Get the Harvesting the pearlmug. A cheapskate school. filled with npcs. everywhere you go everywhere you turn... its either an npc or an ugly girl trynna flirt with you. they make you pay tens of thousands and can't even organize a school trip. They even make you pay extortionate amounts for food with a tiny sandwich costing $4. The school floors are green and peeling along side the orange walls. PSI is not the place you want to be. Unless you love npcs.
by Qatarslander999999999 September 21, 2023
Get the Pearling Season Internationalmug. anybody named pearl is very hot and cool. the definition of the name pearl is swag boss. if you have a friend named pearl, woah golly you sure are a lucky fella. sex! pearl is the god of sex and is just fabtastic, you might think one person cannot be that fabtastic well buddy u are wrong bc pearl is. what a kind and thoughtful and smart and lovely person and so sexy and drippy.
by goblinupdeeznuts August 16, 2021
Get the pearlmug. it is named from a fallen angel called “lucifer” but the true beauty of the name is hidden inside, all of the people who has a name like this is a strong independent person they can fight and stand up for themselves without asking for help.
by ityhthom November 22, 2023
Get the lucy pearlmug. by I DO NOT KNOW HELP January 2, 2023
Get the Pearlmug.