why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Keying my shit

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭

yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz

by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022

Sticky keys

when you nut on someones keyboard

I nutted on my professors keyboard, gave him some real Sticky keys

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Boo boo keys

A type of sex toy used in A.B.D. play. Used to stimulate the prostate but shaped like children's key toys.

Oh hey mark, have you tried using boo boo keys before? Their all the rage and my daddy uses them on me daily!

by Canadian03 April 11, 2022

G key

Ghost blocks bind, also known commonly as "g key" in the cheating hypixel skyblock community, is a cheat that allows its users to instantly make a air ghostblock(a block that looks like air in the client side) or in specific coordinates. This cheat is most commonly used in dungeons and can speed runs a lot, allowing users to "sudo stonk" faster and clip walls more easily and quickly.
Getting its nick name, of "g key" from one of the first ever skyblock specific cheat mods: hael9, that had ghost blocks bound to "g" as default

Legit player: did you g key this chest?
Cheater: no i used secret aura, its faster then g key
legit player : bruh

by fard meain December 4, 2022

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018