Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

Jew Stomp

Captain Falcon's ariel down+A attack in Super Smash Bros. Melee, named for its similarity to the action of stomping on a person of Jewish faith or Hebrew descent.

Samus just got Jew stomped! Teh lollercaust!

by C.Falc May 18, 2006

Jew Up

The act of hiring a lawyer

After being unfairly fired from his job, Kevin decided that the best course of action was to jew up and take his employer to court.

by b0bbydigital May 18, 2006

Jew cunt

A very tight virginal pussy.

Man she was so tight it was like fucking a jew cunt

by AM1780 June 24, 2007

jew bagel

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"

tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel

by willz69 October 26, 2007

jew dirt

a bag of dirt, from the garden of a jew

"i jacked some jew dirt from ms. steignburg yesterday."
"i gave my girlfriend some jew dirt for her birthday, and man did she fuck me hard that night."

by abeckz March 6, 2008

Jew Broad

1)

One who fights Draculas.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer...jew broad, fights Draculas.

by Arthur Lange May 1, 2008