The gayest lover of them all. Will only suck dick that’s been smothered in heinz ketchup, marinated balls too. Find yourself a cole if u want to have nightmares and come home smelling like cocaine. find a cole for yourself in the sewage systems will respond to faggot, meat head, loser and retard. beware and proceed with caution he barks at the smell of feet and will lick ur eyelids if you make him interested.
bobby: i found a cole a few days ago wanna see what he looks like?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
karen: sure! show me
bobby: (insert image of cole here)
karen: that’s a diseased baby gorilla wdym what’s a cole?
by burntfishbones October 22, 2023
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an extremely attractive guy who has an amazing personality, a great sense of humor, and always makes you smile (even if ur sad or in a bad mood); and his smiles are even better. He's athletic, sorta tan, really sweet, and super cute. He's fun to be around. he has the prettiest blue eyes you've ever seen on a guy, and he's perfect. always has his airpod in listening to the playlist titled 'cole's playlist'. he looks great in hurley apparel and he knows it so it's all he wears aside from his football stuff. and lastly, he's kinda oblivious to indirect signals which is low key cute, and i think i might love him.
an extremely attractive guy who has an amazing personality, a great sense of humor, and always makes you smile (even if ur sad or in a bad mood); and his smiles are even better. He's athletic, sorta tan, really sweet, and super cute. He's fun to be around. he has the prettiest blue eyes you've ever seen on a guy, and he's perfect. always has his airpod in listening to the playlist titled 'cole's playlist'. he looks great in hurley apparel and he knows it so it's all he wears aside from his football stuff. and lastly, he's kinda oblivious to indirect signals which is low key cute, and i think i might love him.
cheerleader: bro stop swooning over cole henley!!
me: idk what you mean i’m only swooning over number 13!!
cheerleader: EXACTLY!
me: idk what you mean i’m only swooning over number 13!!
cheerleader: EXACTLY!
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Get the Cole mug.a ranga that has no chance of surviving past the age of 21 (both in memory of famous rapper juice wrld, and because he struggles to breath unless it’s the flavoured air stick) also defined with its looks with, a red headed mullet, a short and skinny almost dobby from harry potter like build, and a zesty ass hoodie.
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Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
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