Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

frederick the great died on a chair

Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.

Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.

by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Cuck Chair

A chair that a cuck sits on when hes watching his girl being ass fucked

Bernardo: Yoooo eric is that your cuck chair

by EIRCKKCKOBJNILF July 24, 2025

Cuck Chair

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person.

hotels always seem to have a cuck chair

by tiger-man-spider July 30, 2025

Trophy chair

A chair that becomes broken due to having sex on it.

Welp, that chair can't be used anymore.. but you don't want to throw it away. It becomes a trophy chair.

by Thatgirl528 July 31, 2025

White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.

Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.

by Mike109999 August 2, 2025