I had one but the wheels fell off 

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).

Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.

I had one but the wheels fell off by weavile22 December 27, 2010

The Wired

Another term for the world wide web; the internet.

Did you find anything interesting on The Wired today?

The Wired by M3tb October 8, 2008

The whole bang shoot

All encompassing.

He lost everything in the hurricane - the whole bang shoot.

The whole bang shoot by Circle November 5, 2008

The wild clammer 

when a male and female are in the bed and the male is so horny to get it, the female teases the male by opening and closing her legs, not allowing him to "get it".

"holy shittt, last night, i was so stoned, mary was a total bitch and pulled the wild clammer on me!"

The wild clammer by emmmgyyyyyy. July 18, 2009

stare at the wallpaper 

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

stare at the wallpaper by Ace-Money December 9, 2008

live music capital of the world

Austin, Texas<333
Home of SXSW(South by Southwest) and ACL(Austin City Limits Music Festival), 2 HUGE music festivals.
SXSW is so huge, you better be planning your trip quite awhile before, for hotels get filled up fast.
Down hur, you can find GOOD live music any day of the year.
Yeah, down in the ATX we got it good.

Dude from a band(talking to his band) "Dude, we got to get into SXSW in the Live Music Capital Of The World"

live music capital of the world by RaddKelsayNicole June 28, 2008

Balls off the walls 

adj. Extremely

He's balls off the walls crazy.

Balls off the walls by ThatGuyAcrossTheStreet January 12, 2009