Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful

1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.

As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!

by Demerald420 March 11, 2010

Yoshi tongue

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.

“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”

by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022

my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

Speaking in Tongues

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.

Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!

by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021

toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

by majormagoo January 18, 2009

Forked Tongue Twang

Fork Tongued Twang. (FOWRed TUng tWANG) A Forked Tongue Twang is a dialect of American English language that was first popularized by defense attorneys during the O. J. Trial and is in popular use in the United States specifically by legal and law enforcement personnel . Recently this flowery dialect has caught on in Washington D. C. and is in usee by elected officials, such as Congressmen and in the Senate . It is characterized by gransiose verbage , sensationalism , and blatant character assassination disguised as personal character , charisma and charm.

The Mayor peppers his speech liberally with that Forked Tongue Twang , so no one believes a word he says and he lost the election .

by Lcherry June 10, 2025