Polish busride

It is when u enter the bus from riar entrance and just sit down and enjoy the ride. The bus driver will be busy with other customers so the bus driver wont see u. Basicly stealing a buss ticket

Me being broke : Fuck this busrides are to expensive. Lets see lf i can get away with a polish busride

by Hard_willy July 25, 2022

Polish Fishing

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth

Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

polish fitment

When your car is so low that you can't even fit a credit card between the tire and fender.

-Dayumn bro, your car has some real polish fitment!

by GregoryTheThird_27 February 10, 2024

polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

by odddlly September 5, 2025

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022