It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016

guy draper is mean to me. i was on facetime and the phone feel on my head, it was his fault and now i have a concussion. i’m very hurt and then he also said “no one cares about you”. also jackson is pretty mean bc he calls me mean
by Hey hey hey!!! September 19, 2020

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
by ChettCactus April 24, 2017

by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them
Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?
by anonymous March 12, 2024
