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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*
by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024
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last child

Your being a last child.
by roobesss November 20, 2020
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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last name draper

guy draper is mean to me. i was on facetime and the phone feel on my head, it was his fault and now i have a concussion. i’m very hurt and then he also said “no one cares about you”. also jackson is pretty mean bc he calls me mean
imagine the draper twins being nice.
-last name draper-
by Hey hey hey!!! September 19, 2020
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The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.
by ChettCactus April 24, 2017
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The last of us

A pretty shitty and gay game used to offend people ( no offence to gay people)
by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023
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The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them
Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?
by anonymous March 12, 2024
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