why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Keys

Take the “e” out of the word and you have kys

“Keys” is used in Roblox chat to tell someone to kill themselves

by Sxintxc May 22, 2025

keys without the e

...pretty self explanatory. Remove the "e" from the word "keys" and you get... "kys".
Used to bypass filters blocking "kys"

Person 1: you fucking SUCK at this game dude
Person 2: consider this: keys without the e.

by Stuck At SawCon April 14, 2024

PAL key

The key to arm Metal Gear Rex.

Liquid is trying to get you to give him/her the PAL key, that's why he/she really wants the key.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

There’s a key for every hole

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female

‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

S Key

giving hints on wanting to have sex through the Letter S on a keyboard

Hey! Look at this picture of a S Key I just took!

by defineme999 October 6, 2019