Asian-Cockinitus

A man of Non Asian Decent, having a small Cock.

Damn That Whitey has a severe case of Asian-Cockinitus

by Ball-Zach November 09, 2008

Asian Fail

To achieve below 80% on any graded work.

I asian failed that test since I got 70%.

by Bob Chan February 28, 2008

asian pickups

A joke. Commercials try to make them seem American by saying, "This ain't no compact."

"Hey I got a new Tundra."
"Haha! Sorry."

by 7620 August 29, 2005

Asian Pass

Receiving a grade of B- in any subject. Although guaranteed to draw the ire of nearly any Asian parent, it is certainly the equivalent of another child receiving a C-. Also termed so because this is the lowest grade one can typically use to brag to others.

1.Ray-Ray: Dammit! I got a B-.
John-John: Be grateful, your Asian/Pacific Islander parents are not going to chew your ass out as badly as mine certainly will when they see this C-.

2.Girl in the back: Fuck, I got another C- on the quiz!
John-John: Pwn3d you bitch! I got an Asian pass.

by Doctor Cand October 30, 2007

Asian-Gear

Asian-Gear
The brand that David Bak made up.

You need a piar of Asian-Gear.
-Clothing

by David Bak June 18, 2003

white asian

A person from an Asian, specifically South Asian origin who is white in color and can be compared to a white. This word can mostly be used for South Asian or South Pacific Asians who are white in complexion. It does not usually refer to Chinese person as most of them are white / fair in color & form a diffrent breed that differentiates them from South Asians, South Pacific Asians or Middle-East people.

You know Azeem ? though he comes from Pakistan is a white asian !

by deepseas June 20, 2005

average asian

an Asian man. usually has a job you'd expect an Asian man to have, such as math teacher. drives either a Honda or Toyota. looks like he just got of the boat

*Mr. Lee walks in*

Kamil: hey look, its Mr. Lee the average asian.

Ms. Gamboa: Kamil....thats so inappropriate.

Kamil: but he is

Ms. Gamboa: see me after school

Kamil: goddammit!!!

John: your a dumb ass

by Kamil P/Jonathan B January 04, 2009