why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

keis

a person with a cock so big that it has been in everyone's mothers. can make people cum on Command

keis is a god
your mom knows keis

by Unknown Greek god November 22, 2021

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

The Dawn Key Show

Just a fun way of asking a friend if they've seen The Donkey Show. A fun play on words. Similar to Sofa King.

Hey Man, when you were in Tijuanna did you catch the Dawn Key show?

by KBar March 16, 2011

Keys

Alternative spelling for kys to avoid having the account banned

User 1: Offensive and hurtful comment
User 2: Keys

by Cheehuahua February 4, 2025