techies

I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.

0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!

by [mygot]techie August 21, 2004

high tech high

an extreeme liberal school focussing on the arts of technology, (although our technology sucks), art, and music. The stereotypical person that is nerdy and do not have lives are called weabos. They sit at the outer corner of High tech high international next to the basketball courts. MOST everyone else is mellow and are either surfers (me),skaters,like to chill, or good looking . Not the stereotype. Oh yeah and there are the people who are insanely obsessed with technology and robots, (not bad mouthing them), but overall everyone else is pretty cool.

High Tech High International goer: "so after school do you want to paddle out? Jason can't come because his mom is pissed at him for not getting good grades. Greg can come but he can't come to Sam Goody afterwards. Alright meet me at the stairs after school. Oh Jennie is coming to. Yea were still going out." ETC

by Windham February 17, 2008

virginia tech

Can't match up to The Citadel and the Citadel grads run the country. Unlike the redneck populated VT who could not get in The Citadel.

I went to visit VT and it was full of rednecks and pussies. I went to The Citadel to learn how to become a real man. Bring it on bitch!

by Charlie Rules December 11, 2004

Tech Girls

A girl who doesn't belong where she goes to college at

Dude! I hooked up with tech girls!
Yeah, hows the VD, + they were fat and hairy... like a snowcow

by plop plop November 18, 2006

Virginia Tech'd

to be caused death or injury by someone who has endured much aggravation or provocation up to and finally over the edge. The person executing the Virginia Tech has lost control and is hellbent on destrathroy'ing fools.

Back in the 90s, this person would be said to have gone postal, but now postal has lost its edge and a more contemporary, rugged version must be incorporated.

Carl: pfff, what a worthless day.
Hub: bet your day wasn't as bad as Roger's.
Carl: why? what up with Roger?
Hub: his wife got knocked up by some kid and he Virginia Tech'd the whole family with an air hammer! skull fragments embedded in the fake Rembrandt!
Carl: (laughs so hard coffee comes out his nose) oh snap!!!

or present tense:

STOP TOUCHING ME OR I'LL TELL MOM!!!! She'll go Virginia Tech on your honky butt.

by Swank before Skank May 29, 2008

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010