fanum tax

to take/steal something from somewhere/someone without them knowing. mostly used by gen alpha.

a random gen alpha: yo, what's up sigma! i just fanum taxed this homeless guy on the street, and his fit wasn't giving either!

a gen z: what'd you just say?

by #1 primo enthusiast October 16, 2024

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024

Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk

So basically when the Ohio comes to the Rizzler he feins for Rizz and Fortnite to be with P.Diddy and Fanum Tax Grimace listening to 808 phonk while getting his dreads retwisted by Baby Gronk

On Diddy yesterday I Fortnite Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax Grimace Ohio 808 Dreadhead on Diddy with the Rizzler and Baby Gronk

by PlayboiCarti'sMoistUnderwear November 26, 2024

Fanum Tax

Fanum taxing is when this fat mf rips your door down and steals any edible thing you're eating.

I will fanum tax your food if you dont give me it.

by 😭🙏 November 26, 2024

Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 28, 2024

Fanum Tax

To steal from someone, their food, or their belongings. Fanum created the meme known as the "Fanum Tax"

Johnny: I just fanum taxed you!
Joe: Why'd you take my food bro!?

by skibidisbkidihawktuahawk December 6, 2024

Jayvee Fanum Tax

When your best friend named Jayvee Fanum Tax you at Mcdonalds, and don't pay you back. UNTILL, his friend pays his debts off.

The Jayvee Fanum Tax

Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"

by Reizirth December 10, 2024