smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.
life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table
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"y'all eating grapes under the table?"
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
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Set the Table

During a 3+ way when a man cums on and around a women's vagina right before the other people involved. eats her out.

Mayour also be referred to as "Marinating the chicken" or "salting the meat"
Things got interesting last night. Emily was getting hungry so I set the table on Nicole like a gentleman should.
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Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.
I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.
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Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 21, 2018
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Table knockers

(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.
While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness

“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker

Or

“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or

“Let’s get us some table knockers
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