tossing mittens

the act of vomiting

"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"

by cribsy February 4, 2009

BOMB TOSSER

A person of middle eastern desent

Did you see that bomb tosser at the gas station?

by AJ19692002 December 29, 2007

Tossing the Spam Javelin

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

tossing the salad

To eat out ones' ass thoroughly.

Erin : Hey leahtard what were you doing last night ?
Leah : Just tossin matt's salad agan.
Erin: Any good ?
Leah: If you like tossing the salad it is !

by not_im_scene October 17, 2010

tosser

A term of endearment and praise for someone who rides a BMW GS motorcycle

Bakerman's a right tosser!

by Zmeagol February 10, 2005

Tosser

A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.

Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.

OR

Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.

by Kenny Cartter June 22, 2008

tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010