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Spur Tongue

When a person is talking and their words don’t spare your feelings or are meant to hurt you with personal insults or ruthless truthfulness.
She cut him down with her spur tongue and destroyed his ego.
by Todd Dammit April 10, 2024
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Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.
She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020
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i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.
"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought
by handle grabber January 26, 2021
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Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.
Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .
by ?idk?definition April 17, 2016
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tongue salsa

As the tongue wiggles it also comes in and out of the mouth
Oh, do you and Logan like to tongue salsa to the Macarena?
by Who ordered the guac August 28, 2018
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Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body
"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."
by LostABet January 1, 2012
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