Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

Taco Pee

The juices that fall out of the opposite end of the taco when biting into it.

My shirt is covered in taco pee.

by Chelle2398 November 4, 2019

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

taco tent

A taco tent is the lift in your pants when you have a boner.

I had a giant taco tent when i saw that girl.

by bunzthomas September 6, 2013

toasty taco

When you put your vagina flaps in a panini press

Guy 1: “Dude, what the hell happened to Tracy’s vag flaps?”
Guy 2: “I gave her a toasty taco when we fucked last night!”

by Poz_my_bussy September 4, 2021

Aussie taco

An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.

Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.

“Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”

by Jamarley July 18, 2019

sitting taco

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

by sedk6 August 30, 2014