'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him

Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'

by Rightmond November 29, 2022

Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing

She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

Stand Back and Stand By

A call to arms for all bukakke experts and those acquainted with swallowing Santorum to stand behind their fearless leader and give him a reach around here and there.

“Proud Boys, stand back and stand by...”

by FantiRaider September 30, 2020

put your head out of the stand!

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!

I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

by jilijili December 19, 2018

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 28, 2023

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020