stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 07, 2025

Stand on it

Stay true to your word or commitment.

Stringer: You don't have to worry about Wee-Bey. We can trust him.

Avon: Bet?

Stringer: No doubt. Once he commits, he's gonna stand on it no matter happens.

by Edmond_Dantes1980 November 28, 2021

break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.

Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.

by bob_johnson May 07, 2022

Patty Stand

A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.

“Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”

by Mikecox69 June 28, 2019

Mr. Stand On Business

The storm in Fortnite Chapter 5.

Person 1: Shit Mr. Stand On Business is coming fast bro 🤓
Person 2: Dawg we still need the vault, fuck u on abt 💀
Person 1: Fine just hurry up 🤓
Person 2: Nerd emoji sounding ass 💀

by Shaw fingleton February 05, 2024

Let's blow this popsicle stand

It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.

"I'm bored, let's blow this popsicle stand."

by nzeu June 09, 2023

Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke

I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand

by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025