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God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.
Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”
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Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans
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(Typically in anime) a fictional character that is ridiculously strong.
Yeah, so basically Goku’s a God
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Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.
God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.
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A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t

Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
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