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couch rotter

A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
by yonyinn November 25, 2013
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Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.
Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.
by RNDRPS November 24, 2017
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finesse from the couch

“Finesse from the couch”

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed
Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.
by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020
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Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..
Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.
by Mike458gt June 16, 2023
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Couch

lie down.
Two critters couched next to each other in the thick grass.
by Arminkshipper June 11, 2024
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prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue
My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch
by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020
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