A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
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“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM
When one does business from home.
When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM
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When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks”
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