Taxes

Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.

IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.

by THICC Paul September 15, 2023

fanum tax

The slang term "Fanum tax" is a form of tax that is set into motion when a person purchases an edible item. The persons friend will then tax a percentage of their food (take it against there will). It was made popular by the person known as "Kai cenat".

I just purchased a cheese burger... i hope no one tries to fanum tax me...

by Fanum tax November 8, 2023

Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat

Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat means, I have no life and enjoy boys big boy gyats while edging to Fanum tax naked.

I saw that Gyat rizzing Kai Cenat in ohio, I Fanum taxed that gyat.

by sig,maggyattrizz May 14, 2024

longshot rizzler tax

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.

Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.

by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025

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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say

Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"

by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024

JC Tax

The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.

Oh here comes JC, he is definitely going to give me the JC Tax on my goldfish.

by Kwizzzzzz October 6, 2024

orb tax

A strange, unexpected, annoying fee or charge

This mandatory credit card fee is such an orb tax... I dont even see what it is for

by Dani2341 March 9, 2025