Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome 

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome by Dr. Aronson March 28, 2009

west chester syndrome 

When someone gets shit bagged wasted and gets a severe concussion resulting in loss of work and memory.

shit did you see how hard that drunk hit his head when he fell, he is gonna have west chester syndrome for sure!

west chester syndrome by cs58 September 14, 2009

heavy head syndrome 

More commonly known as H.H.S. it is the physical condition in which ones head gets increasingly heavy over the course of a night due to the over consumption of alcohol. H.H.S. most recognizably gives off the appearance of lost consciousness due to extreme head slumping.

"Man that bartender stopped serving you last night cause you had an extreme case of heavy head syndrome."

heavy head syndrome by aleve_arreves October 14, 2009

chow down syndrome 

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

chow down syndrome by kris takahashi April 28, 2010

mike myers syndrome 

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.

hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.

mike myers syndrome by thebilldozer August 20, 2010

Captain Gloval Syndrome 

Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech

All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.

Captain Gloval Syndrome by HotCarlSanchez April 5, 2011

quick-save syndrome

The common psychological condition that results from spending too long playing video games with a quick-save/quick-load function. Symptoms of which include a desire to 'save' before making an important decision, in order to have the ability to back out should it go wrong.

Dude, I was about to ask a girl out on facebook, and instinctively pressed F5 just in case!
Woah, sounds like a severe case of quick-save syndrome

quick-save syndrome by Crazy Tosh July 23, 2011