willy sucker

why the fuck did you type up willy sucker

“oi cunt”
“what bro!”
“nah fuck off you willy sucker”

story by indee xx

by daddy69y September 27, 2020

sussy balls sucker

you

look at your reflection and you will find a sussy balls sucker

by the guy who wrote sussy balls June 6, 2022

Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.

“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)

by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024

Yellow bellied Sack Sucker

A creature from the Roberts family in the Genus Micheal. The yellow bellied sack sucker is a creature of the night. Found in dark alleys sucking only the dirtiest smelliest sacks. If you make eye contact with this creature you could vomit from its nastiness.

I was walking home last night from the bar when I saw it! “The yellow bellied sack sucker” was grunting and sucking so many sacks! It was terrible!

by Nickynightengale February 9, 2022

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Tato sucker

Like a rat licker but worse

Oh no it's a tato sucker

by E_E_TRIPLE_E September 12, 2020

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023