Satanist Jesusist

A person who worships Jesus as well as Satan.

My friend goes to church every Sunday, but they’re cool with Satan, too, which makes them a Satanist Jesusist, I guess.

by MrDrMaN??? February 18, 2019

Satanous

The act of acting like Satan.

Kim Jong Un is acting rly satanous towards his North Korean

by Ya boi pasty March 2, 2019

Satan

Jenna marbles

Hey did you see Satan’s latest video

by John thicc March 10, 2019

Satan

Way better than God.

1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.

2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.

3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*

God: All goats must die.

4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.

by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019

Satan

Isa

Isa is SATAN

satan

by Irisoc March 17, 2019

sataninati

A sect that combines Satanism and Illuminati, and whom have extra respect for the LGBT+ people. It's basically the opposite of Christianity. Spread the word and join, please. We're fucking desperate.

Person 1: "Have ya heard of this new sect Sataninati?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard, we should join!"

by that is not my real name March 20, 2019

Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"

"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"

by luvaddict88 March 31, 2019