silk soldier

Used in reference to a gay male or gay male soldier.

Did you see Tommy in those camo pants? They were kinda tight, he looked like he was getting his silk soldier on.

by DeezNuggets October 7, 2011

Mis-sold

A term commonly used by someone who can't take responsibility for their own financial decisions, usually when they realise they don't know how to use a recently purchased product/service, or can no longer obtain a refund for said product/service.

"I have no idea how to work this toaster Jim. I can't return it because it's out of the 30 day return period."

"Don't worry about it, just say it was mis-sold and they'll have no choice but to take it back and refund".

by namealreadytaken February 28, 2013

plastic soldier

A plastic soldier Is one who goes around acting tough ans bullying everyone smaller than him but has never been in a fight in his life

Man, he's such a plastic soldier he won't touch you.

by bagged salad March 31, 2015

Party Soldier

A person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. Like literally... Nothing will stop them from gettin lit.

Tim: Hey Derek. You hear bout Ray's mom dying this morning?
Derek: Yeah that's crazy. Bet he's gonna be in all year.
Tim: Nah. You know him. He'll never miss a party No matter what karma or the world throws at him. He's a Party Soldier.
Derek: You're right because I think I see him over there tap dancing with that midget.

by Ty Saucy March 28, 2016

Maddie Soldwisch

a hot af girl who gets all the dick. shes got big tits and a rockin' hot bod

she's hot
yeah, that's maddie soldwisch

by thehamisdone October 1, 2016

lost soldier

Slip the condom off while inside the girl without her knowing.

I met this chick last night and lost my soldier! She had no idea but will know in a month. Gave her a lost soldier.

by Darryl Tolbert June 2, 2017

Super Sploders

A Super Sploder is the act of screaming at a random victim, striping them naked and shoving the victims shoe into the asshole. If successful the victim will bleed from every hole in their body.

John: Hey Billy wanna go see the new movie tonight?
Billy: Sorry man, I'm giving out some Super Sploders behind the bleachers tonight.

by Pudding9759 September 19, 2017