gypsy sausage

Gypsy Sausage refers to a penis foreskin that is so long and stretchy, it can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.

This guy had so much Gypsy Sausage down there, it took me longer to untangle my tongue from it than it did for me to blow him.

by gypsysausage May 13, 2018

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

Jimmy Dean's pork sausage

The Penis.

That new receptionist is all about getting some of Jimmy Dean's pork sausage!

by nervegas May 1, 2010

Eating Your Sausage

An alternative to yanking your chain
A way to say your just kidding when your talking to someone

Hey your shoes are stupid just kidding i'm just Eating Your Sausage

by TwerPertle May 13, 2018

How the sausage gets made

"Knowing how the sausage gets made" essentially means understanding how something happens behind the scenes; thus, what I said basically translates to "Understanding how it (the fear of time limits, in this case) works doesn’t mean I can stop it (fear) from happening"

No one really knows how the game is played the art of trade how the sausage gets made -Aaron Burr, Hamilton the Musical

by BigDickDarwin October 29, 2020

bearded blood sausage

Another slang term for a male penis

Bitch suck my bearded blood sausage

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005