In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Slip 'N Slide

When someone is at the top of a flight of stairs and you either piss, jizz, or bleed on them and you proceed to push said person down the flight of stairs while shouting "SLIP N SLIDE ON *recipients name*"

Saw that guy vulnerable at the top of the stairs so I gave 'em the Ole Slip 'N Slide.

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

Slip-a-Saber

(Noun) A revolutionary piece of Jedi lounge-wear: a slipper that glows like a lightsaber, making every trip to the fridge feel like an epic duel. Ideal for force-sensitive feet and defending the galaxy… from cold floors.

Darth Maul: "I have been granted the power of the Slip-a-Saber! There's no defeating me now!"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Jamaican Slip

When you take your own or a sexual partners log of shit and use it as lubricant

Oh damn Jamie got the Jamaican Slip 😯

by Boomslang09 March 1, 2025

Keefian slip

A statement that highlights something already obvious. Often occurs when a joke goes over someone's head.

"Nah, I'm gonna flunk this exam. 0% for sure."
"Wait, how? You're great at that subject!"
"That was the joke, man. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 12, 2024

Keefian slip

To point out something already obvious in conversation; often the result of missing sarcasm or having nothing to say.
Name comes from "kief", another word for cannabis crystals, thus roughly translating to 'a mistake made when high'.

(Math nerd): "Dude, I'm going to absolutely flunk this exam. 0% for sure.
(Friend): "Wait, what? But aren't you amazing at math?"
(Math nerd): "Yeah... that was the joke. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 13, 2024

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.

Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024