white stuff

the shit that cum out when u bustin a nut

step bro what's that white stuff

by D00MSDAY_360 July 7, 2022

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

kick the stuffing out of (someone)

Vrb phrs. To beat up severely.

The next time I see Tom, I'm going to kick the fucking stuffing out of him!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

Kitty Cat Shuffle

A dance wherein you stay in one place but shuffle your feet vigorously, extend your hands like paws repeatedly, and meow in people's faces as loudly, but also as seductively, as you can. Usually done by women.

Ol' Swampy came up in here tryin to do the Kitty Cat Shuffle. Nah, sen.

by popmafia July 9, 2010

Stuffing the Turkey

Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.

I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.

by Brian Knapp May 28, 2006

shuffleboarding

Shuffleboarding is an advanced sex act that involves one woman, two men, and a large room with a smooth floor.

Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.

Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.

Note: Shuffleboarding may be adapted for teams of two men on each side.

Hello Timmy, this is Amanda, she's the woman that we will be shuffleboarding tonight.

by Awayman September 10, 2006

Cock-Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.

thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by Rilo August 1, 2003