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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
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Once-A-Season Friend

an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship
Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.
by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010
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Ditto season

When referring to the season winter you use the phrase “ditto season” as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” in December 2022 which had the track ditto alongside omg. Ditto is one of the songs to remember when reminiscing winter since it was a hit track back in dec 2022 and early 2023. Anticipating the arrival of winter you say it’s ditto season not winter season.
by 22KMJ November 25, 2023
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Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."
by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023
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boost season

Boost weather is the sweet spot between about 4 degrees and 15 degrees where turbo cars will see lower boost air temps and hence more timing, and thus more power, but not so cold that high air density at cold temps becomes an aero drag impediment. November is a better month for performance than January or July
Yo man i’m hype for boost season!”
“Same bro, I can’t wait for that extra 10h hp.”
by scubie October 16, 2022
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Shack season

When you try and have sex with as many people as you can in one month
"Dude.. ITS SHACK SEASON"
by Lankydickfinger January 5, 2018
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