salt

a small dicked man, they typically like places like ohio because potatoes go good with salt over all a short man that likes pp

did you see salt kiss yams?

by ilikeavocados September 24, 2020

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he get super mad.

(Source: Oliver Grayson)

Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

by futuresponJ April 5, 2025

salt

Genuine.

Something or someone totally real, legit, reliable and worthy.
As in "salt of the earth".

That guy always has my back man, he's salt.
What you did back there for me was salt man, thankyou.

by wackadoo_seadog May 2, 2018

salts

S - smiled
A - a
L - little
T - then
S - stopped

It was not that funny, but it made me smile a little for a second. It is used when messaging another person.

Text messages
Person 1: look at this funny meme
Person 2: salts

by charlidameliocancelled November 19, 2020

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

SALTS

Instead of typing "lmao" you type "salts" meaning 'Smiled and laughed then stopped'
It's more accurate ❤

you should of saw the way she looked at him salts

by Chachabingos January 13, 2021