Swampdick

When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.

Dude, I just totally swampdicked Kelly's ass

by dudesfunny May 12, 2011

swamp

Swamp occurs when, due to the hot weather, parts of your body covered by clothing get all gross and sweaty.....the most common being 'swamp-back' at school, underneath your skirt and shirt from wearing your bag around!

"ew, it's so hot i'm getting swamp back!"
"I have swamp EVERYTHING!!!!"

by iLoveMySC May 13, 2005

swampass

a term used when describing the odor of a friends behind or a stranger in a close distance.

by mak4life February 6, 2003

Swamp Dog

Similar to swamp donk; but a legitimate term on its own and one that is easier to say.

Refers to a female or male (though the term is typically applied to chicks) who at one time might have been 'clean' (i.e., a dog) but that has now become dirty, annoying and untouchable (because it plays in swamps).

My neighbour Lauren is a swamp dog. She puked on my floor and plugged up my toilet too.

by Gaede June 2, 2008

Swampert

When you rub dirt all over your vagina and have your lover get you wet, turning it into mud, before you squirt it in there face using muddy water.

Ex. Dude my sex is so dirty my girl gave me a swampert

by GSWeb May 7, 2018

swamp donkey

Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.

by claudia February 27, 2004

swamp chocolate

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds

Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate

by ithinkipoopedmyself February 12, 2007