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Hype Shopper

A "Hype Shopper" is someone that blindly buys whatever item/s are popular at that point in time. These types of shoppers are considered to be the "Perfect Shopper", because the companies can control these types of people so easily. Hype Shoppers tend to have the personality of a (Conformist). Which basically follows the guideline "If everyone else is doing it, and I do it, then I'm cool for being the same as everyone else." This causes them to not have their own well established personalties, but rather pick and choose what to BE based on the current Trends. Hype Shoppers also tend to buy name brand items over cheaper generics; because name brand items are considered a "Status Symbol."
A good example of a "Hype Shopper" can be found with the sales of Apple's iPhone PDA. Apple used various media sources such as TV, Radio, and the Internet to create a Buzz around the unknown device. It was promoted as a Must-Have. Apple was so good at this, that Hype Shoppers were more then willing to wait in long lines, spend excessive amounts of money, and deal with numerous service issues; all for the chance to own the so-called "Jesus Phone". Even though the device was unknown at the time in it's performance and offered most of the same features that could be found on PDA's that were being sold for half the price. Some customers spent thousands of dollars on early Termination Fees, iPhone sales off of auction web sites like Ebay, on top of wireless carrier activation fees and contracts. In the end, all because a company was able to control these customers like a dog on a leash. Even after many customers had their phones fail after unlocking them And/Or downloading Firmware updates, these customers still waited in the rain to buy the iPhone 3G.
by the2ndflood August 22, 2008
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Boy Shopping

To literally go "shopping" for boys. You go to a mall with some girl friends and check out cute/hot boys. Real fun if you "try out" the merchandise and go flirt with them. Get a numba or two... ;)
Grl: Wanna go boy shopping tonight?
Grl2: SURE!! I could use some entertainment.
by SparkyChick June 25, 2010
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Sloppy Raven

When a guy pins a girls legs to her stomach and penetrates her using a squatting motion while simultaneously flapping his arms and making raven like cries.
Last night my friend pulled tore his rotator cuff while doing the sloppy raven to his girlfriend.
by Todd Cleary October 13, 2007
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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"
At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room
by Cara_O February 1, 2007
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slopping

/sláhp-iŋ/ v. the condition when a woman's breasts rest halfway down her torso, as opposed to higher up on her chest.
Whoo, that Samantha Power sure was slopping today at the UN! She either needs to get a new bra, or get some work done.
by Hal Jackson September 24, 2013
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sloppy seconds

second guy to bang a chick within a 24 hour period
Joes gonna get my sloppy seconds tonite!
by mooseknuckles October 29, 2002
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The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.
Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.
by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009
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