Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
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stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
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Stand on it

Stringer: You don't have to worry about Wee-Bey. We can trust him.

Avon: Bet?

Stringer: No doubt. Once he commits, he's gonna stand on it no matter happens.
by Edmond_Dantes1980 November 28, 2021
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Patty Stand

A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.
Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”
by Mikecox69 June 28, 2019
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break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.
Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.
by bob_johnson May 7, 2022
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Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!
by JBut December 25, 2007
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