Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.
Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.
by TIPSDIAMREM February 14, 2025
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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Gage on her own spit

When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow
She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.
by BallHammer December 31, 2010
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Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off
Give yourself a spitting sally
by ashman2 March 11, 2024
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spitting savage

Talking shit or trash to or about someone
I was spitting savage to that hoe.
by June9 December 03, 2014
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Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
by lorelei91 July 20, 2015
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