J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with

Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt

by MrJizzShirt August 09, 2021

Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 13, 2019

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO February 27, 2008

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

by abov_average_hoe May 01, 2020

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 20, 2016

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 20, 2016

2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome

Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

by Jollygreenjoyride September 25, 2023