shaftophobia

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

by Spankter April 15, 2005

Shaftmouther

A name given to an overly douchebagish person. Usually he/she will spend the day listening to, and I say loosely, "artists" such as Stephen Jerzak and NeverShoutNever; Hence, thinking he/she is cool. Unknown to him/her, he/she is a social reject. Known to makeout with 2 boys in the same night, several times. Also is known to have a group of friends named "The Wolfpack", all of which are also known to be homosexuals as well. He/She has no life as well. If you know a Shaftmouther, you should usually lynch them as soon as possible.

Billy: Hey, what's that?
Joe: That's a Shaftmouther.

Billy: Oh shit, get the torches, let's burn that motherfucker.
Joe: Yeah, BURN THE FAGGOT!

by NotZachWonders March 29, 2010

bust up a shifarobe

Part of a line from "To Kill a Mockingbird". A shifarobe is an old fashioned piece of furniture similar to a wardrobe with drawers like a dresser and a full length cabinet for hanging clothes. "bust up a shifarobe" is slang for when a white girl seeks to engage in interracial sex. In "To Kill a Mockingbird" Tom Robinson's accuser is a white girl who told him if he would come inside and bust up a shifarobe for her she would give him a nickel. Once inside she throws herself on him. Her forbidden attraction discovered by her racist father she is beaten by him but falsely accuses Tom of beating and raping her.

Dawg, I saw you with that white girl at the movies. You "bust up a shifarobe"?

by egonovus May 7, 2009

Shifted

shifted, the common urban word meaning, arrested or captured by the law (boy-dem) (50) (pigs) (the fuzz).

Oi blud man heard how my bredrin ate some youth and straight after he got shifted

by lawrence insula August 1, 2006

Shifted

Slang term for make out

“Damn I shifted that girl out back”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.

Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.

"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"

by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021