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Hoein’ season

Anything that Andrew says, its most likely to be some dumb shit.. that’s when you know it’s hoein’ season
Andrew: “boys, imma get on em tonight.”
*ends up passing out two beers later*

Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.
by Hoein1season April 16, 2019
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Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
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Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.
Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
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Lawry's Seasoned Salt

Lawry's seasoned salt is a blend of salt, spices, and herbs that is commonly used as a seasoning for meat, poultry, seafood, and vegetables.

It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.

The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.

Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
Lawry's Seasoned Salt is the greatest thing to ever happen to food since 1938!
by Type2GenomeManiac July 18, 2023
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Season

A term used to express 1 year
If we caught we gon go away for 100 season-tee grizzly
by Snowflake killer January 20, 2021
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in season

"they arrive in season for the meeting"
by Arminkshipper August 3, 2024
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hot season

when a human/animal goes thru a period of time where they are extremely horny/sexually aroused and need a lot of sex.
‘damn man, that roisin girl must be going through a hot season. she was all up on me last night.’
by herwh0re April 3, 2022
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