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10 second rule

After you have a wank you have 10 seconds to fall sleep quickly overwise you miss your chance
"bro i missed to 10 seconds now i cant go sleep"

10 second rule
by R1.toosav July 1, 2020
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The 5 day rule

If you're in an argument with someone and they try to use evidence that you're wrong from more then 5 days ago, it doesn't count
by Ricky the God June 13, 2020
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Platinum rule

An expression that was used in How I Met Your Mother.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.

Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.

Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.
X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......
by Traitorcz May 5, 2008
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Ja Rule Hater

Someone who can recognize what is real music and what isn't.
Dr. Dre and the whole Shady/Aftermath Records crew, they seem to hate him.
by AdamCool June 11, 2005
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JA RULE

by Mike July 15, 2003
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five second rule of texting

The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016
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Rule 56

guy 1: I so banged that chick yesterday.

Guy 2: proof or it didn't happen

guy 1: why would I have proof?

Guy 2: Rule 56:

Guy 1: ...........

Guy 2: Soooooo Didn't happen....
by thegod22 May 25, 2010
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